February 2012
teacher: you, pass out these papers
me: okay
class:
me:
class:
me:
class:
me: who are you people
I'll probably end up marrying food.
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My Chemical Romance: If there's a place that I could be then I'd be another memory. Can I be the only hope for you? Because you're the only hope for me
Green Day: Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars. Drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are
Blink 182: Are you afraid of being alone? Cause I am, I'm lost without you, are you afraid of leaving tonight? Cause I am, I'm lost without you
All Time Low: Your love is the barrel of a gun, so tell me, am I on the right end? I could be nothing but a memory to you, don't let this memory fade away
A Day To Remember: It's Monday morning and I would kill for a chance to drive. Get so far away from here with you my dear, that I'll never leave your side
The Maine: I'm sorry, I'm not what you wanted, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I let you down and I could use some poor excuse 'cause the hardest thing to say,it's the hardest thing to say in the world, I'm sorry
Nevershoutnever: I love you five times more than any boy from before, 'cause all they really cared about was weather you put out. And I truly believe, that this love could be.
Bring Me The Horizon: I won't give up on you, These scars won't tear us apart. So don't give up on me, it's not too late for us. And I'll save you from yourself
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
When I see my picture in the yearbook.
Time to go sleep, goodnight my lovelies.
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Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
Planning my life out.
Maybe someday I’ll marry someone like Karen.
Except the guy version. Kyle my computer husband or whatever..
That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone...
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